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The Walter Sagitta was a Czechoslovakian, air-cooled, inverted V-12 engine that first ran in 1937. This was one of several smaller, low-mass medium power pre-war V-12 engines produced. With a displacement of 18.4 liters, it produced up to 373 kW at 2,500 rpm.
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Borzechowo is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Zblewo, within Starogard County, Pomeranian Voivodeship, in northern Poland. It lies approximately 6 kilometres (4 mi) south of Zblewo, 15 km (9 mi) south-west of Starogard Gdański, and 57 km (35 mi) south of the regional capital Gdańsk. It is located on the shores of Borzechowskie Wielkie and Borzechowskie Małe lakes within the ethnocultural region of Kociewie in the historic region of Pomerania.
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