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The 254th Air Base Group is a unit of the Guam Air National Guard, a part of the larger Guam National Guard. The current duties of the 254th Air Base Group are to assist active duty Airmen and Air Force units at Andersen Air Force Base near Yigo, Guam, as well as provide meteorological and civil support to the Governor of Guam and the entire Guam National Guard. If activated to federal service, the unit is gained by the Pacific Air Forces. It is based at Andersen Air Force Base.
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