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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
{"fact":"Tigers are excellent swimmers and do not avoid water.","length":53}
{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
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