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In fiction, mole people are stock characters who spend their lives underground, often posing a real or potential threat to those who live on the surface.
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The Australian Qualifications Framework (AQF) specifies the standards for educational qualifications in Australia. It is administered nationally by the Australian Government's Department of Education, with oversight from the States and Territories, through the Standing Council of Tertiary Education Skills and Employment. While the AQF specifies the standards, education and training organisations are authorised by accrediting authorities to issue a qualification.
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Romania competed at the 2020 Summer Paralympics in Tokyo, Japan, from 24 August to 5 September 2021. The Romanian delegation consisted of seven athletes, six men and one woman. The delegation won two medals, a silver in cycling and one in Judo, placing 65th in a four-way tie.
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